Sergeant Jamjars, Reportin' Fer Duty!

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:19:22 GMT

Wasn't gonna go on that little adventure Bird-Brain's been talking about...But apparently, I gotta go an' yell at a certain bear and bird fer bein' fatasses and at my brother for hangin' around some freaky-ass cheetah guy!...Oh, yeah and DJ some tunes or some shit.

I gotta go pack!

Oh, yeah, an' none of you bleedin' hearts have to worry none about the snakes I used in class! They all got put back where they belong, nice'n easy!

'Cept the one you was usin'.

I don't know what you said, or what you did, but the thing won't stop tryin' to crawl inta my hat. It keeps shakin' an' shiverin' and got a bad eye twitch. Didn't know snakes could have eye twitches.

Whatever you did, remember it. I'm gonna cover what that Ocelot guy didn't get to about taunting, an' if you c'n scare somthin' this bad, you'll get an A+ fer sure!

((This is just me and Jamjars being douches, and pointing out that this is up if anyone missed it))

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:06:24 GMT

Jus' 'cause it's Halloween don't mean ya get outta class, ya know.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:51:02 GMT

AH HOPE YOU KIDS AIN'T PIGGIN' OUT TOO BAD ~~KAZOOIE.~~ SURE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YA IF'N YA GET SICK!

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Ah guess Ah ain't gonna get ta go on that adventure that Kazooie's been talkin' about, on account 'a Ah been fired from mah ol' job an' all.

Dammit.

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:21:19 GMT

So...There's a Homecomin' Dance comin' up.

...Ah'm willin' ta chaperone. Fact, Ah'm goin' ta chaperone.

~~An' Ah'm bringin' Dick Chainy. That way nothin's gonna get outta hand~~

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:43:06 GMT

Dunno why yer all s'darn down on Ocelot! From what Ah been readin' th' man's a visonary far as I'm concerned! Great way t'test yer skills in combat is ta be forced!

Makes me think'a mah own class. You guys ain't bein' challenged enough, least ways not from me! Gotta think of a way ta make mah class even harder fer ya!

Might need ta sit in on one'a Ocelot's classes. Get the ol' wheels turnin' in mah head.

Wouldn't mind, wouldya Ocelot?

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Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:07:06 GMT

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No class 'till Ah can unload Dick Chainy on someone! Never thought this damn chain chomp'd be such a hassle but Ah can't seem ta get anythin' done without havin' ta stop him from chompin' someone's leg off!

You mighta seen some'a the fliers I made 'round school. Ain't never been much of an artist, but... If'n ya know anyone who'll take'm lemmie know.

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WHERE TH' HELL IS TH' DEATH RAY AH ASKED FER?!?!

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:35:15 GMT

Gotta say, I'm proud a' all mah students fer the job they did in mah last class! An’ ah also wanted ta clarify somethin’:

If you don’t fight through your own means
Then feel free to use machines!
A gadget or two brought to class,
Ain’t gonna earn you my sass!

If’n ya can fight without ‘em, mind, then I’d suggest leavin’ ‘em in yer dorm. Ya c’n learn more doin’ it yerself, but if ya can’t, there ain’t no shame in bringin’ ‘em along!

Now, if ya'll excuse me, I gotta figger out what ta do 'bout Dick Chainy! Didn't exactly plan what ta do with 'em after class...

Lash, I need a death ray.

We’re gonna be practicin’ shields in next class.

C’n ya, ya know, make it a little less lethal then th’ standard? And maybe with some adjustable settin’s so’s I c’n increase it as th’ kids get better?

Countin’ on ya!

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:58:52 GMT

Wow...Readin' these journals tells meh Ah missed alot! Ah'd tell ya not ta drink, butcha prob'bly heard it from ever' otha teacher, so I...well, ah still will, Ah just gonna leave it at this:

Drinkin' while yer underage,
Ain't a good pasttime to engage!
Watch out when ya chug that beer,
or you'll end up a greasy smear!

Also...Uh, Ah guess there's another mole here, cause Ah kind ran inta his tunnels while I was diggin'! Caved the damn thing in! Good thin' Ah re-inforce the tunnels Ah dig with steel! If ever' mole did that, this sorta crap wouldn't happen!

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:28:17 GMT

Well, I gotta say, yesterday's class went a lot better'n I expected! Good job all'aya!

Don't expect every class ta be that easy though! I'm gonna be workin' all 'a ya to yer limits!

Which brings me to mah next point:

While I know this school has a nurse,
I'd rather not make her job worse!
If you've got problems with yer health
It ain't no good to keep yer stealth!

...N'other words, we're gonna get real phsical here, so if ya have health problems, let me know sooner rather then later!

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:14:21 GMT

I'm needin' some help with disiplinin' a kid. Goes by the name of "Ninten."

He been in trouble b'fore? Does he always run his fool mouth an' talk back? Any info on 'im 'fore I get 'im in detention'd be appreciated.

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:25:47 GMT

IF YOU DON'T DRESS WELL TO MY CLASS
I'LL THROW YOU OUT RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!
BLACK SHORTS AND A WHITE T-SHIRT
OR YOU'LL END UP EATING DIRT!

Jus' wanted ta give you a heads up if ya don't have th' uniform 'cause there'll be no exceptions to this rule. Considerin' th' class is on Friday, I'm givin' you a pretty generous warnin', I like ta think.

Now'd someone like ta tell me how anyone's sposed ta get any diggin' done when every time ya look up there's a dog in yer tunnel diggin' with ya? I'm tryin' to get my office set up here!

Also: Sure hope nobody moves that Kraken thing in th' pool. I might can use it fer one 'a my classes!

((Yes, I'll be writing a billion of those marches. And they'll all be that annoying. *Evil Cackle*))

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Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:22:09 GMT

Out-of-Character Information
Name: Amanda, Mandy, Parcel, whatever anyone wants to call me is just dandy.
Are you over 15?: Yes.
LJ username: pseudo_parcel
Time Zone: GMT-7
AIM: Psuedo Parcel
E-mail: psuedo_parcel@hotmail.com
Anything Else?: Nothin'

In-Character Information
Name: Drill Sergeant Jamjars
Game/Series: Banjo-Kazooie
Age & Teaching Position: [CLASSIFIED] (actually he's 43), Special Moves

Living Arrangements: Jamjars will set up one of his silos somewhere near campus

Personality: Jamjars is a no-nonsense, uber-strict military ~~man~~ mole. He knows almost every regiment and rule by heart, and it shows. Spit and polish to his utter core, he knows exactly what he wants out of his students, and certainly makes sure he gets it from them.

The fact that he was in the army doesn't make him professional. He's prone to insults, disrespect, and flat out shouting...Although, he doesn't do it just to be a dick. Really, he does want his students to succeed and he thinks the way to help them do so is a nice dose of tough love.

Really, he's not a bad guy. He'd go drinking with you. He'd invite you to a ball game, if he liked you enough. He's been known to get in on some fun ~~like kicking a witch's skull like it was a hacky sack. That was fun.~~ It's just not a side that's easy to bring out.

Backstory: Where Jamjars got his military training, or where he was stationed, or really anything about his time in the army is unknown. He spent most of his time patrolling the Jinjo village, teaching the odd bear and bird a move or two to help defeat a nasty witch. He was vital to the army there...but only because he was the army there.

Until the day he discharged. Honorably, of course, but still discharged. Given a "you've done a good job, but your services are no longer needed" and booted out of the force (such as it was...and by who, we may never know). Jamjars sort of drifted around for a while, not really knowing what to do. He got a temporary job as a disk jockey, and worked at that for a while.

But old soldiers never die...They get teaching jobs. Noticing an ad for qualified teachers at a fighting school he sent in his application, and the rest is history...or will be history.

Anything Else?:
-Jamjars will start out in his mole form, and might get human form if it turns out it's good for ~~keeping those snot-nosed kids in line~~ authority. He'll still be really short though...
- WHEN HE TEACHES KIDS THEIR MOVES
HE ALWAYS KEEPS HIS ARMY GROOVE!
JUST TO MAKE HIS CLASS SEEM HARSH
HE CHANTS A MILITARY MARCH!

In-Character Example Post:
So, this is SumaBura Gakuen? Can't say I think much of it so far. Thought this was supposed to be some kinda fightin' school or somethin', but all I've seen so far are little pissant wimps!

Well, we're sure as hell gonna fix that! I want to see all of you sorry little brats in my class! Gonna learn about your moves! The special powers thatcha'll have, and I can see that you all need a lot of help...

Anyway, the name's Drill Sergeant Jamjars, and believe me, I act like one. Any one of you who thinks he/she can handle me, then report to class! I'll whip all you suckers into shape!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:25:05 GMT

So, this is SumaBura Gakuen? Can't say I think much of it so far. Thought this was supposed to be some kinda fightin' school or somethin', but all I've seen so far are little pissant wimps! ~~Gettin' all bent outta shape at some stupid internet quiz...Dumbest damn thing...~~

Well, we're sure as hell gonna fix that! I want to see all of you sorry little brats in my Special Moves class on Friday! Gonna learn about the special powers thatcha'll have, and I can see that you all need a lot of help...

Anyway, the name's Drill Sergeant Jamjars, and believe me, I act like one. Any one of you who thinks he/she can handle me, then report to class an' I'll whip all you suckers into shape!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go set up some silos 'round campus.

Sergeant Jamjars, Reportin' Fer Duty!

((This is just me and Jamjars being douches, and pointing out that this is up if anyone missed it))

*A bunch of these have been posted around the school*

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