Wasn't gonna go on that little adventure Bird-Brain's been talking about...But apparently, I gotta go an' yell at a certain bear and bird fer bein' fatasses and at my brother for hangin' around some freaky-ass cheetah guy!...Oh, yeah and DJ some tunes or some shit.

I gotta go pack!

Oh, yeah, an' none of you bleedin' hearts have to worry none about the snakes I used in class! They all got put back where they belong, nice'n easy!

( Private to Max )

Jus' 'cause it's Halloween don't mean ya get outta class, ya know.

AH HOPE YOU KIDS AIN'T PIGGIN' OUT TOO BAD KAZOOIE. SURE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YA IF'N YA GET SICK!

( private to self, hackable if you really want to )

So...There's a Homecomin' Dance comin' up.

...Ah'm willin' ta chaperone. Fact, Ah'm goin' ta chaperone.

An' Ah'm bringin' Dick Chainy. That way nothin's gonna get outta hand

Dunno why yer all s'darn down on Ocelot! From what Ah been readin' th' man's a visonary far as I'm concerned! Great way t'test yer skills in combat is ta be forced!

Makes me think'a mah own class. You guys ain't bein' challenged enough, least ways not from me! Gotta think of a way ta make mah class even harder fer ya!

Might need ta sit in on one'a Ocelot's classes. Get the ol' wheels turnin' in mah head.

Wouldn't mind, wouldya Ocelot?

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No class 'till Ah can unload Dick Chainy on someone! Never thought this damn chain chomp'd be such a hassle but Ah can't seem ta get anythin' done without havin' ta stop him from chompin' someone's leg off!

You mighta seen some'a the fliers I made 'round school. Ain't never been much of an artist, but... If'n ya know anyone who'll take'm lemmie know.

( Private to Lash, unhackable )

Gotta say, I'm proud a' all mah students fer the job they did in mah last class! An’ ah also wanted ta clarify somethin’:

If you don’t fight through your own means
Then feel free to use machines!
A gadget or two brought to class,
Ain’t gonna earn you my sass!

If’n ya can fight without ‘em, mind, then I’d suggest leavin’ ‘em in yer dorm. Ya c’n learn more doin’ it yerself, but if ya can’t, there ain’t no shame in bringin’ ‘em along!

Now, if ya'll excuse me, I gotta figger out what ta do 'bout Dick Chainy! Didn't exactly plan what ta do with 'em after class...

( Private to Lash, unhackable )

Wow...Readin' these journals tells meh Ah missed alot! Ah'd tell ya not ta drink, butcha prob'bly heard it from ever' otha teacher, so I...well, ah still will, Ah just gonna leave it at this:

Drinkin' while yer underage,
Ain't a good pasttime to engage!
Watch out when ya chug that beer,
or you'll end up a greasy smear!

Also...Uh, Ah guess there's another mole here, cause Ah kind ran inta his tunnels while I was diggin'! Caved the damn thing in! Good thin' Ah re-inforce the tunnels Ah dig with steel! If ever' mole did that, this sorta crap wouldn't happen!

Well, I gotta say, yesterday's class went a lot better'n I expected! Good job all'aya!

Don't expect every class ta be that easy though! I'm gonna be workin' all 'a ya to yer limits!

Which brings me to mah next point:

While I know this school has a nurse,
I'd rather not make her job worse!
If you've got problems with yer health
It ain't no good to keep yer stealth!

...N'other words, we're gonna get real phsical here, so if ya have health problems, let me know sooner rather then later!

I'm needin' some help with disiplinin' a kid. Goes by the name of "Ninten."

He been in trouble b'fore? Does he always run his fool mouth an' talk back? Any info on 'im 'fore I get 'im in detention'd be appreciated.

IF YOU DON'T DRESS WELL TO MY CLASS
I'LL THROW YOU OUT RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!
BLACK SHORTS AND A WHITE T-SHIRT
OR YOU'LL END UP EATING DIRT!

Jus' wanted ta give you a heads up if ya don't have th' uniform 'cause there'll be no exceptions to this rule. Considerin' th' class is on Friday, I'm givin' you a pretty generous warnin', I like ta think.

Now'd someone like ta tell me how anyone's sposed ta get any diggin' done when every time ya look up there's a dog in yer tunnel diggin' with ya? I'm tryin' to get my office set up here!

Also: Sure hope nobody moves that Kraken thing in th' pool. I might can use it fer one 'a my classes!

((Yes, I'll be writing a billion of those marches. And they'll all be that annoying. *Evil Cackle*))

So, this is SumaBura Gakuen? Can't say I think much of it so far. Thought this was supposed to be some kinda fightin' school or somethin', but all I've seen so far are little pissant wimps! Gettin' all bent outta shape at some stupid internet quiz...Dumbest damn thing...

Well, we're sure as hell gonna fix that! I want to see all of you sorry little brats in my Special Moves class on Friday! Gonna learn about the special powers thatcha'll have, and I can see that you all need a lot of help...

Anyway, the name's Drill Sergeant Jamjars, and believe me, I act like one. Any one of you who thinks he/she can handle me, then report to class an' I'll whip all you suckers into shape!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go set up some silos 'round campus.